Increasingly pointless conversations

calvin says:
*points and laughs*
:D
Hello Magdalene! says:
-flicks you off
calvin says:
*throws marshmallow*
Hello Magdalene! says:
I THROW A CANDY CANE AT YOUUUU
plus its harder.
calvin says:
*throws laptop at you*
hehe
Hello Magdalene! says:
-catches laptop and runs away laughing MUAHAHA
calvin says:
hahaha *takes out tablet to use*
=D
*throws BOOKS at you*
:D:D
Hello Magdalene! says:
HAHAHAHAHA ANNOYING,
-catches books to read HAHA.
calvin says:
tsk
*starts playing FREECELL and ignores mag*
Hello Magdalene! says:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, -uses book to hit you over the head
calvin says:
*><>
Hello Magdalene! says:
WALAU -stops BLEEDING head, and then faints
HAHAHAHA
calvin says:
*sends mag to hospital*
(i love hospitals omg)
Hello Magdalene! says:
NOT THE POINT CALVIN (now i dont know what im supposed to do in the hospital) -stays unconscious
calvin says:
*brings tablet for her to play freecell*
Hello Magdalene! says:
(is that what you really will do, I DONT WANT YOU IF IM DYING HAHAHA.) -wakes up miraculously
calvin says:
*eeyer throw talbet at mag*
*so i can stay longer in the hospital:D*
Hello Magdalene! says:
WTF CALVIN WALAU IM GOING TO DIEEE -doctors rush in, bleeds bleeds beeds.
calvin says:
*stares at blood with dazed eyes*
YUMMM
Hello Magdalene! says:
(EY DONT TRY TO BE EDWARD.) - "GAAAAHHHH!" um, becomes a vampire?
calvin says:
*mag is a uncool vampire*
*sucks out venom*
Hello Magdalene! says:
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. -uses all her newborn vampire strength and pushes calvin to the floooor!
calvin says:
*no venom no vampire*
*>.< <-------- evil vampire look*
Hello Magdalene! says:
(no, i push you off before you suck out the venom!) -BITES CALVIN CHOMPCHOMP SUCCCKKKK (okay this sounds sick.)
calvin says:
*ROAR! throw you out the window*
Hello Magdalene! says:
EY NEWBORN VAMPIRES GOT MORE STRENGTH LEH. -lands on the ground ALIVE.
calvin says:
*more experience me*
*breaks neck like in book*
*calvin wins*
:D
Hello Magdalene! says:
NOOOOO
cannot like that
no no no!
you would have to jump out of the window first.
calvin says:
*runs downn stiars-.-*
Hello Magdalene! says:
HAHAHAHA
calvin says:*breaks neck*
*calvin wins*
Hello Magdalene! says:
NO I REFUSE
volturi comes after calvin.
calvin says:
*calvin runs*
*WHY I NEED TO RUN*
*I HELP KILL EVIL VAMPIRE*
Hello Magdalene! says:
HAHAHAHA
NO NOT EVIL OKAY
calvin says:
*calvin becomes volturi new leader*
*uses super secial power and makes mag(NOT vampire) come back alive*

Omg, to follow this conversation, pleae read New Moon/Twilight/Eclipse by Stephanie Meyer. :D I want a vampire for a soulmate.