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-.- Today's ballet wasn't that bad even though it was 2 and a half hours longgg. D: Meredith came but just sat and watched. Mummy fetched me after ballet, and we went to Esso and got chocolate and Chachos and ice cream. :D Fats, but yum. I think I have salsa somewhere in the fridge. OH YAH WE ARE GOING TO GET ANOTHER FRIDGE. I think. That's what Mummy says anyway. It would be cool, then we wouldn't need to keep trying to make space in the fridge.(: I feel like eating my Chachos and salsa, but I already ate dinner. RAWR! What dvd shall I watch now? And should I wake up at 7 to go for the ballet exam next week? AHH. People, tag your replies.

Am I the only one who updates so often! I'm running out of entertainment!

Pink Dolphin induced toilet visits D:

Today for some reason I felt really quiet, and tired/moody. I FELT quiet. HAHA. Calvin brought me KitKat! And then took a bite of it. I got him Sour Skittles and he complained like shit. HOI! PE sucked because we had to run up and down the gallery things. Almost dieeeeed. Chinese was seriously boring shit because we had to sit through the other groups presentations and I really doubt anyone was listening. D: No offence but yeah. I don't blame them though! EH GROUP MEMBERS, WHAT ABOUT OUR CHINESE. D:

Didn't listen at all during Maths. D: Did the retest which was posted on Matrix AND was only extra practice. Sheeeesh. Then had to come up with survey questions during free period/lunch. JayJay came up with a question "Do you look at your crush's profile often?" HAHA WTF. Wanted to cancel it but didn't since I didnt come up with any questions at all. (: Well, neither did Louise or Joleneney! Bio was super slack because we were supposed to do our own research on HAIRRRRRR. One day I will seriously take my tie or shoelace and strangle Hongwei. RAWRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! He hasn't even done the Mitsubishi research and he'll probably say that his laptop touchpad thingy was spoilt or something. GO DIE! Oh and today Melvin said something funny during Bio. Because Miss Lim said that Jonathan was talking to himself on the Knowledge Constructor. And Melvin said, quite loudly, that "It's not my fault he's a psychopath." HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I would say that he needs to practise some tact, but it is so true. :D

Saw the stupid Yahoo! questions. Annoyeeeeeed the hell out of me, but yeah. Over it. Only Justina came over in the end. We baked cupcakes with the Betty Crocker Dark Chocolate Fudge cake mix. YUM! Justina's baking skills are... exceptional(ly crappy). HAHAHA! She dropped the heart shaped tin into the cake mix! Oh we baked 2 heart shaped cakes too. I'm going to try and ice them. Tried Meredith's marshmallow cake and it's YUM! (Calvin, start talking about fats, and I swear your face goes into the toilet.) It's a crushed digestive biscuit base, then a layer of melted marshmallow and cream, then the top is yummy jelly with fruits. She put in pineapple and cut out heart shaped mangoes so it looked really pretty! And apparently it's very simple to make so I shall try to make it too. Mummy made Justina take half of it home, and I got her to take all the cupcakes home too. Because I'm not going to school carrying like, 4 containers! D: Oh and I'm sorry but I have to say that Spencer, freaks me out. (Over)protective much? Sheeeesh.

Look just how much Justina loves the camera. Get ready.
Taste the rainbow! (:
Yummy pizza.

She camwhored with my phone the whole afternoon.
Look how pretty and yummy they are. (:
Unbelievable right!
This picture is damn cool. If you look carefully, you can see the Skittle on the way into JayJay's mouth! Hahaha!
She was fascinated with the top bunk.

See the pretty 3 layers!
Trying to cut it. The biscuit base is no joke okay.
THERE, SO PRETTY!
Heart shaped cake with the only bits of white chocolate that didn't sink to the bottom. D:
It's dark but you can see her peeping from under the blanket.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOOOOOOOOOOOPY. :D
My teddy bear.

Dooga clothband thing! (: Ignore the face. HAHA.


I AM GOING TO GET THE CYBERSHOT PHONE NEXT WEEEEEEEEK. YAY. (: Ready yourself for more pictures. HAHA.

Waiting for your call

Best thing about today was that there was no maths at all! Humans was okay, we didn't get to do our presentation though. D: Never mind, so we have more time to make it good now!(: I branded Calvin and Ben and JayJay :D :D I wrote "FAMOUSMAGS:D" on Calvin, "Jayjay the jet plane" on JayJay and "MAG ROCKS" on Ben. Calvin wrote back on my hand "Hi, I'm a big smartass". So we went around and introduced ourselves! Calvin would be "Famousmags!" then I would go "HI IM A BIG SMARTASS" and Ben said "I'm lying", while showing his hand RAWR! But we all know the truth Ben, don't try and hide it. (:

Langarts we had to do compre, and there was no teacher in the classroom at all since Miss Nansi is in KL. Now we all know what "arms race" means! Chinese sucked as usual. Okay no it didn't really. But I was doing Media&Society homework throughout the whole of Chinese.

Lunch, where Edwin and Ryan grossed me out with their stupid phone in pocket things. D: Physics was kinda fun! I got A- for my worksheet! And I managed to understand the things taught today so YAY! Then we had to blow up balloons for some experiment thing. Calvin burst the green balloon then they got another one and somehow poked a hole in it or something, so we had to paste tape all over it since Miss Choo refused to let us take anymore and we got a bean shaped balloon.

Media&Society D: Didn't listen at all! We stole Joleneney's cue cards and wrote rubbish on them. It was raining super heavily and it was fricking cold and it sucked because Me and Calvin didn't bring our hoodies since we thought it was going to be super hot again like the past few days. RAWR! Bus-ed home with Calvin, so thanks for waiting all the way till 10 came luh! (: Saw Barbara at the Temasek bus stop. Meredith decided to cancel/postpone tuition so there's no tuition today and no homework for the week at all because I finished Pickle King and everything else! Omg I feel so free and happy. Pity there's Maths tomorrow but never mind!


We tried to smile like Yongquan and Weyjian.

I really wished I didn't have to lie HAHA. Anyway she wrote it herself on Calvin's hand!
I think I'm going to die because of all the ink on my skin. D:

He's going to die too. HAHA.
Edwin and his lopsided D-cups
Justina! The toilet mirrors are our best friend. HAHA.
The bean shaped balloon!

I think they're going to come over tomorrow to swim. Too many people. Mummy baked marshmallow cake? Hahaha. Eh! Whoever's reading this, can we not swim and go over to Calvin's instead? I want to play with the guitar and you guys can go play ps2. For Louise and Justina, I can bring the cake mix over to his house? Hahaha! So we still can bake yay! (: Messaging Hannah now and she just called me. :D Omg I've missed her! She's one of those people who I can not see for a long time and still talk alot! Like Shuyin! Hahaha! (:

Sarah! Cheer up about it okay! I'm sure that everything will turn out better and I'm motivational and you should trust my instincts since I trusted yours and things turned out for the better. (: THERE NOW YOU SEE YOUR NAME. Hahaha! (:

EGO BOOSTING PART 2

to break or bury says:
is humans done?
Racecars& Matchsticks says:
uh dont know
Racecars& Matchsticks says:
ask ben
to break or bury says:
you were supposed to make sure it was NICE and PRETTY
to break or bury says:
like you;););););)

to break or bury says:
and make sure PRETTY
to break or bury says:
:)
to break or bury says:
just look in the mirror and compare;)

to break or bury says:
dont look in the mirror too much
Racecars& Matchsticks says:
HAHAHA WHY NOT
to break or bury says:
you wont want to stop;)
to break or bury says:
omg i rock hahahah ok goodnight :D byeeeeeeee bestie friendie

Okay I've missed all this so much! Hahaha! :D I love it when people tell the truth, don't you? :D :D :D :D
OKAY CALVIN(ATOR) YOU HOT LAH.(:

Eating competitions are all the rage.

Today was quite exciting! Maths sucked balls because we got scolded by BOTH teachers. And I got a 3/10 for my Maths test. Give it up for me! Not. D: Retest better help.

Langarts was even better! We had to judge all the other groups debates and stuff, AND EVERYONE BETTER BE NICE TO OUR GROUP BECAUSE WE ARE THE ONES DECIDING WHETHER YOU GET CANDY EMPIRE GOODIES. :D :D :D But I wish I was in the debate too though. It is cool and fun, plus it gives me a reason to talk. More than I already do. :D
Did a little bit of Humans during free period, camwhored more. (: Chenyin says I'm photogenic! But I look good both in pictures and real life okay. (:

After school, there was the Delta Food Function thing! Went with Ryan and Edwin and Chenyin and Justina and Louise. LOUISE GOT PIGGYBACK-ED BY SHAIK BOTAK! AND EDWIN JOINED THE EATING COMPETITION! I think Edwin damn cool okay! He and Anavil had to face off because they first had to eat this super spicy sandwich, and they tied, so they had to eat a whole load of cake. Anavil won though, and I think Edwin's going to be on the toilet bowl for the whole night tonight.(: NEVER MIND! WE STILL LOVE YOU EDWIN! :D

Then after that me Chenyin and Justina waited for 12, the stupid green man pedestrian thing took so long to change so we missed 12 and I took 38 alone. We were talking about class tees and what we want the back of ours to say. Mine's going to be FAMOUSMAGS, Chenyin's will be SMALLBOSS, and Justina's will be THE PRETTY! Hahaha. (: We are too cool for school.
Went back home, then mummy had to go out to fetch Meredith from school so I went along, then after that we went to Simpang, and I met Calvin and his AHS friends Weyjian and Yongquan. Gay shits! :D Friendly people though! (: Walked to the bus stop and mummy called and said I ditched her for the "CALVINATOR" then insisted I walk back to the bakchormee store instead of just walking back home, and when I walked back, she wasn't even there but at Shop and Save instead hurhur. Yes, Calvinator is what she calls him. And its weird, and apparently the brand of a fridge. :D

This is Edwin's face when he saw the sandwich.
This is Edwin and Anavil when they saw the pile of cakes.
(:
Sitting on the table outside Zap!

Camwhoring in the toilet with Pretties.

Big ass photo which she took of herself.
Scandalous eh!
Hello I love you (:
:D

Chenyin and Justina!
HAHA WE SHALL FOREVER REMEMBER THIS MOMENT.
Love!
I heart this picture because we look retarded, but cool. (:


Just because you were hurt, doesn't mean you shouldn't bleed.

OKAY BYE BYE PICKLE KING!

TO DO:
PICKLE KING THING.

ALL HAIL ME FOR FINISHING IT BY LIKE 10. (: HAH! I AM SO HAPPY YAY. THATS ONE MORE THING I CAN STRIKE OFF MY HOMEWORK LIST.

I shall get used to photoshop. LOUISE, BABE, CHEER UP! (: Even though I'm on the phone with you now, I'll miss you on msn alot because right, all our gossip is always online! Hahaha. Never mind! I can talk anywhere, anytime. HAHA! So call me anytime okay! Like I said, my phone has been awfully silent. :D And! Even at 3am, you can still call me because, I sleep with my phone under my pillow. HAHA. Which probably will kill my brain cells but never mind. (: LOVE!

Gaspard Revolution!

As requested by Sarah :
(: Chenyin came to school with her glasses but half the time she didn't wear them and I had to be her "seeing eye dog".Today's timetable sucked balls. Threw javelin during PE and my javelin stuck in the ground twice! Out of like, 10 trys, BUT THATS NOT THE POINT. :D :D Chinese was cool? We had to act out this scenario thing that was about a girl eating a big bowl of noodles while this other kid stared at the bowl of noodles/her. And we gossiped/bitched alot. Got TEASED alot. Rawr! Joleneney was back in school after the whole rash hooha. HELLO.

Humans wasn't that bad. Because I wasn't listening anyway, and it was really kinda slack and we got let off early. :D Oh! We had to write this speech thing to like show Japan's reaction to the North Korea nuclear testing. And Calvin went up to present it and he just kept laughing and laughing and everyone laughed with/at him. YOU KNOW WHY! Because JayJay added this part to the end of our speech :
Don’t suck on goldfish thank you very much! We can lick all your fishes with our big yellow checkered buttocks and you know it! Japan can suck teriyaki boy’s bumholes! Go lick sashimi bitch!
HAHAHAHA! And he dared Calvin to say it for 10, 5 then 2 bucks. Luckily he didn't or our speech would be quite ruined. Not that the laughing fits helped much.

Chem! Wasn't that bad in the end. Because I manage to find the information that I was actually supposed to be researching about. Please listen during Chem, Mag. >.<>

TO DO BY TODAY:

FINISH PICKLE KING AND UPLOAD IT.

Hello world.

I offered my house if you ever feel emo okay! So I can be depended on thankyouverymuch. UNLIKE YOU. Go away! HAHA. (: I am a good friend yes I am. (:

Why are personal messages so happening. Just cuz I said Calvin left VS for TJC for girls, suddenly everyone wants a piece of the action! HAHA.

I'm bored and in no mood to do physics or read The ownership of the era of privatization and smthsmthsmth. I cant find my passage right now. I hope it's somewhere nearby. Like downstairs. I want to sleeeeeeep. Eh someone play me a song to sleep thanks. :D HAHA.

Louise! nothing. (: I just felt like saying your name. HAHA!

My hair looks like shit.

Today was a pointless day. I'm pretty sure I failed Maths cuz I didnt do the first question at all. Humans was cancelled so we had a free period! Oh and early in the morning it was super dark and started raining like shit and it looked like there was going to be a tornado. :O Nicholas can play the guitar and it's extremely cool and orgasmic and sexy!:D

Calvin forgot to bring his phone and hijacked mine for the day HURHUR. "What's yours is mine. What's mine is still mine." GO DIE! He sent, or rather his friend sent, stupid horny messages that everyone read.

Langarts was entertaining cuz we bitched about Temasek Idol and Miss Nansi told us what we would dress up as for Mardi Gras. She wants to dress up as a cabbage! Yes, like the vegetable. HAHA. And she told me "Mag will be... quiet." JayJay's going to be a lamp post, Ryan a netballer, Melvin a strawberry HAHA, Calvin a hockey puck and uh, the rest I cant remember.(:

Me and Justina didn't get our strawberry+banana+cookie yoghurt today! Pfft. Had lunch opposite(AGAIN) with the usual people of Chenyin, Louise, Edwin, Ryan, Ben, Calvin, JayJay and Melvin. Spencer was waiting for Justina opposite the school, (OMG HOW SWEET RIGHT. Let's kill them. ) so she ditched us. Never mind. Our "normal teenage conversation" was, DISTURBING AND GRAPHIC. Rawr!

Went back to school to 'do humans" but didn't actually finish anything. Calvin went off to MPL to meet the stupidhornymessages dude, Jeremy Tan, while Ryan and Edwin went to PP to get a volleyball! They started disturbing Louise by asking her which 10 year series she wants for her birthday. So we told them to indulge her and get her both HAHA. Mummy fetched me home and I had tuition. ): And then suddenly Jeremy Tan messages me asking where's Calvin. 2hrs after they were supposed to have met. And I was like HUH WTF. And I found it so amusing that I kept laughing to myself during tuition and Lao Shi thought I was mad. After telling me how Calvin could not be reached and smthsmthsmth, he finally said that he was just joking. Bored much? Okay right whatever, it was entertaining. HAHAHA.

Look what Sarah Barah said just now!

I'll be your thrill. says:
my mum just sucked my bum with the vacuum cleaner.
Racecars& Matchsticks says:
hahaha!
I'll be your thrill. says:
its not funny mag,
I'll be your thrill. says:
it sucks.
I'll be your thrill. says:
HAHA
I'll be your thrill. says:
GET IT GET IT?
I'll be your thrill. says:
go put it on your blog. i think its earned a funny enough what calvin would say status.

HAHAHAHAHAHA Sarah amuses herself! And it's funny! Joleneney has a rashhhh, so get well soon! (:

Calvin sucks at taking pictures.
Xueying is better!
Louise!
Chenyin wanted a picture of her hardworking self.
I got her 2 pictures!

OKAY I'VE LISTENED TO JESSE MCCARTNEY ENOUGH.

Twice the taste; zero calories

Thats repeating itself in my head now because I feel like throwing up. Is it possible to die from over eating? Yes I think it is. I watched an episode on CSI where this guy feels perpetually hungry and cannot stop himself from eating and has to be locked to a chair and kept under supervision all the time. But the guy supposed to be looking after him fell asleep so he ran out and ate himself to death. I ate like half the big mixing bowl of mashed potatoes! And then a steak. Omg so yummy but I look 5 months pregnant now. Louise is planning to stay up and finish the supplementary questions. I don't think I'll bother. The urge to sleep is overwhelming.

Steak&Mash

I'm going to have a very yummy dinner tonight yay. (: Woke up at 1030 and decided that I didn't want to go for church. So I didn't. Stayed home and gorged on spaghetti and Chunky Monkey and Daim chocolate and fries. D: I can feel myself turning into a lump of lard already. Did 7 questions from the Maths supplementary worksheet thing. But thats like 1abcd and 2abc. So really only 2 questions. D: Whatever, I feel smart and accomplished when I manage to do it. Please go to Louise's blog to read a snippet of our random conversation when we both didn't want to do Maths anymore. Wilfred said he could try to help me with Maths after his exams. BUT, he asked me what surds are so yeaaaah. I just arranged the icons on my Desktop to form a heart. Which proves how blank my mind is right now. This is some screwed up shit. Okay never mind. I shall go watch senseless mindless drivel aka Hannah Montana now. Bye.

Ballet is cool.

Omg I just accidentally switched off my computer so everything I typed is gone. ):

Okay so this morning mummy woke us up to go view houses. We went to see 2 houses in the Bedok area but I didnt like both. Probably cuz of the stupid cheeeeena decor. And I like D'manor. ): I want to stay in Simpang. ): DONT TAKE MY PRATA AND BAKCHORMEE AWAY FROM ME. D:

Ballet was okay. Mummy and Meredith came and saw me dance for a while. It was, weird? And now Meredith wants to join my class because she wants to continue her ballet but has nowhere to do it. I showed JJ's sixpack photo to Sharmain and she said it was fats. HAHA! No I'm convinced they're sexy abssssssss.:D :D :D (I feel so pervy). I like her BESTIE necklace thing. Diva, anyone? I think I'll go for their ballet exams on the 7th of April. But Sherilyn's one is at like 9 in the morning. ): Someone volunteer to go with me to Serangoon at 9am on a Saturday and I'll be forever indebted. :D I'll even bake cookies! :D Please, someone say you'll go with me.

Calvin says he's going to explode if he eats another chinese dish. So he has to come up with a list of people that I'm supposed to tell that he loves them. I want my mashed potatoes. ): FECK THE STUPID GREEDY PIG-NESS.

/edit I just watched The Recruittttt. I like it. (: Oh and mummy made carrot cake and it is goooooood. Carrot with pineapple and walnuts yum :D

Temasek Idol, was a waste of money.

Okay fine, it wasn't THAT bad. But it still sucked because whoever we went to support didnt win. ): PE was retarded today because we spent like half an hour stretching various muscles. Chinese was even worse because we had to imagine ourselves as a tree and write about a day in its life. I wrote about a love story between Louise and WC. HAHAHAHAHAHA. Bio was fun! Miss Lim showed us her "skills" as an image consultant. Not very good. JayJay tried straightening his hair, Angeline curled her hair, and Justina refused to let Miss Lim touch her hair anymore! HAHAHA.

After school Louise, Terry, Ryan, Calvin, JayJay, Edwin, Ben and Zhihong came over. Louise, Terry and Calvin went to AHS first so I was stuck with like, 5 guys. :O The guys, excluding Ryan went to swim in their PE shorts, Ryan had to go bathe. Then Chenyin came over after going back home to get her Temasek Idol ticket. There was so much food! And talk so much but they didn't even finish their own spaghetti like, wtf? Meatballs, beef patties, chicken wings, shepherd's pie(!), and spaghetti. Omg -faints. Got caught in the rain while leaving the house to go back to school so we cabbed down to school instead. Met Melvin there, whose tablet got confiscated because he was playing POKEMON on it. WTFBBQPAPAYA.

Dabao-ed shepherd's pie for Joleneney. And I think alot of people koped it. Oh well. The solo performances were okay? OMG the Xiangyun person is damn good! Her voice is freaking power! But she didn't win. ): Me and Chenyin thought the (omg I forgot his name) guy, was damn good too! He was kinda cute, and he kept shaking his butt in a totally adorable way. HAHA. Plus, he had a nice shirt. (: And Imran sang some chinese song even though he's malay and it was damn cool! I liked it! All the other solo contestants other than the first one(who eventually won) sang chinese songs. So Miss Nansi, who was sitting in front of us, messaged Calvin "If I hear one more chinese song, I will explode. Tell my parents I love them." HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Sarah and Ziwei sang well! Sarah did, anyway. The Ziwei person was like, mumbling to himself or smth. Sarah is cooooool. (: One of the judges asked her why she didn't enter as a solo contestant! Which is flattering but really insulting to Ziwei. So Edwin told me to go comfort him, be his "comfort woman". WTF LAH! The other groups sucked balls. Especially the kids central one and the LOSER GROUP WHO VOTED FOR THEMSELVES!
"Eh,what's our number ah? We need to vote."

I shall not mention names. At the end when the winners were announced, all of us left and we were sitting right in the middle so it was quite obvious. The people behind us were like "So rude."etcetc. But I mean, the people who won weren't the people we supported anyway!

Bus-ed home. Alone. With Edwin amusing me with his flattering messages.
"Haha. Ya. Her voice is damn orgasmic lah. Super sexy. Just like someone im talking to now.. ^^"
HAHAHAHA EDWIN IS THE BEST OKAY. I THINK I WILL DIE WITHOUT HIM.

Ryan laughs so animatedly.

This is a freaky picture. Look at my wonderful lightstick necklace. :D We acted like kiasu aunties and took so many lightsticks!
The 4 guys.

HAHAHAHA THIS IS THE MOST HILARIOUS PICTURE OF ALL OKAY. BEN LOOKS LIKE HE'S POSING FOR A PORN MAGAZINE. OMG.
HEH HEH HEH ;D Look at JayJay's abs!
Spastic child. :D
Chenyin!

I NEED A HERO.