Were you sent to destroy me?

I'M EXTREMELY, EXTREMELY, EXTREMELY HUNGRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I hate my stomach.
And my screwed up body clock that I only have myself to blame for.
THEREFORE, I can't sleep as peacefully as Meredith, who unlike me, does not have to battle with the woes of her stomach.
):
>:[
I need food.
The Tostitos with a hint of lime currently on my kitchen counter IS CALLING OUT TO ME.
And we all know what happens whenever food on my kitchen counter calls out to me.
Case in point: Lays Jalapeno chips
THEY'RE GOING TO BE EATEN AT UNEARTHLY HOURS OF THE MORNING.
Noooooo!!! D:

Anyway, I miss you. Like really, really miss you. WTF. I'm so irritated at myself for always acting the wrong way at wrong times >:{ Sarah you know what I'm talking about. I swear, if feelings come back I might cut myself. Ok I won't but I'll still feel like running into a wall.

OK LACK OF FOOD IS MAKING ME DELIRIOUS. And I've never mentioned that I am Mama Mag, Most Graceful Prancing Ninja Cat of the Daekaron Tribe. (: