Sunday, January 3, 2010

MUMMY FREAAAAKKKIIIINNNNNGGGGGG SET THE STOVE ON FIRE, THEREFORE OVERTAKING AND WINNING ALL OTHER OF MY PREVIOUS ATTEMPTS TO SET THE KITCHEN ON FIRE LIKE BURNING THE TOASTER OVEN ETC.




HahahahHAHAHhahahahHAHAHHA I dunno what happened la I only heard Meredith screaming "MUMMY THE STOVE IS ON FIRE THE STOVE IS ON FIRE MUMMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Then i ran out and saw the stove like got alot of fire because apparently the fire got too hot and the newspapers that were used to line the stove caught fire. Then Mummy used more newspapers tso try and set it out which obviously did not work and instead created more ashes flying around our (very small) kitchen. Then she used a towel. Hahahahaha this is so retarded omg. Mummy rocks she is #1. Mummy wants a new kitchen pretty badly.

Oh and Ling is here, escaping from the stark raving mad woman. Omg we just found out that apparently she is very angry at me and Meredith?? Like specifically. She told Mummy we were rude -.- And previously she said that she don't like to go Msia with us. Which is retarded because hello you're using my mother as like your personal driver to drive you to Msia when you wanna go leh. Or if WE'RE going you also tag along. So now it's our fault la? Cuz after we see finish our things already then we leave and you cannot shop some more. Walau eh want to have your own free and easy time then go and bloody hell get a coach ride la. And look, you're my aunty and I respect you for that. But if you're unhappy at us, your freaking NIECES, and decide to just talk behind our backs but not tell us off for whatever wrong we are doing unto you, decide to ignore us and and shoot us deathstares and snide remarks like "YOURS. I don't want to use.", I have lost just a little bit of respect for you. And honestly, can you blame me? Ugh.

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