
Monday, June 23, 2008
Confounded.

The hero(ine) dies in this one

Above comic relates my sentiments towards school for the moment. Studying is stupid and I'm in a pissed off bad mood. Even better, Maths paper tomorrow, following which, a roaring great time with Bio and Geog. Do you sense my excitement?! Not.
How do I get my 3 now if I can't even do well for Lang Arts and Chem huh. Every other paper is going to be equally, if not more screwed up. Good job Mag. And I'm not going to blame myself for not studying but there's no one else to blame either. So I dunno what this brings me to. I feel, incomprehensible. It's taking me everything not to hide under my blankets and cry and hopefully feel better. At Ling's house now because me and Meredith both forgot to take our keys. I am in no mood to try and study in preparation for tomorrow, way to make your life better. Listening to The Ataris on repeat, I like. Going to watch Skins now, yes Sarah I know I'm not supposed to, but again, I like even more. More than studying and not having the time to do what I can. Fucking screwed up and I don't even know why I'm so bloody affected by it. Maybe it has to do with the fact that no one seems to care or has the right reaction. Though I also know I'm over-thinking it. Ok forget this.
GRAH FUCK AJSDHJKH!!!
LANG ARTS PAPER IS IN LIKE, 6 HOURS.
AND I CANNOT GET TO SLEEP.
LIKE FUCK?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
CAN SOMEONE SPELL SCREWED, PLEASE!
S-C-R-E-W-E-D.
I WANNA WATCH SKINS.
MAYBE I CAN'T SLEEP WITHOUT WATCHING SKINS.
OH DAAAMMMNNN.
I KEEP STARING AT MY WALLPAPER HOPING THAT WHEN I FINALLY GET TO SLEEP, I GET A NICE DREAM AGAIN.
BUT I DOUBT IT'LL WORK BECAUSE MY SUBCONSCIOUS HATES ME AND REFUSES TO LET ME GO TO SLEEP AND ALMOST ALWAYS NEVER LETS ME DREAM OF WHAT I WANT TO DREAM ABOUT.
F- YOU SUBCONSCIOUS AND SCREWED UP BODY CLOCK.
GAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE.
AND THERE'S NO ONE ELSE AWAKE TO TALK TO.
EXCEPT FOR MEREDITH.
AND HER FRIEND.
WHO I'M CURRENTLY TORMENTING ONLINE.
GOOD JOB MAG YOU ARE REDUCED TO THIS?!?!?!?!?!?!
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Sunday, June 22, 2008
Caught beneath a landslide

Late night conversation with SarahBarah last night.
Sarahbarah, says:
when mcfly get their butt here!
Hello Magdalene! says:
HAHAHA or we get our butts to see them!
Sarahbarah, says:
WHY MUST WOMEN DO ALL THE WORK.
Hello Magdalene! says:
because we dont have the money to get them down?
Sarahbarah, says:
WE DO
but we rather spend it on useless things
like healthcare and education.
Hello Magdalene! says:
hahahah!!!!
sarah!
Sarahbarah, says:
what!
Hello Magdalene! says:
i see where your priorities lie
Sarahbarah, says:
don't say you don't agree.
Hello Magdalene! says:
ok fine i agree!
well i dont think education is useless, i just think
Sarahbarah, says:
haha lol, thats what i mean.
as in, other countries have FREE education
we have to pay.
Hello Magdalene! says:
hahahaha thats because our education's supposed tobe better
apparently.
Sarahbarah, says:
what rubbish.
is stephen hawking singaporean? is bill gates singaporean?
IS EINSTEIN SINGAPOREAN?
I rest my case.
Hello Magdalene! says:
the best we have is Annabel Chong, look what happened to her after Raffles education
Sarahbarah, says:
there you go!
and the prostitute in
Hello Magdalene! says:
yeah. OH DAMN WHAT IS GOING TO HAPPEN TO US?!?!?
Sarahbarah, says:
WE'RE GOING TO BECOME PROSTITUTES!
but in any case, I rather be a prostitute in
Hello Magdalene! says:
HAHAHAHAHAHA
SO WHAT, AT LEAST YOU SERVE GUYS WITH BRIT ACCENTS?!
Sarahbarah, says:
better than
"hallo sexy!*kissy face* uncle give you, 100 dollah you wan?"
Hello Magdalene! says:
HAHAHAHAHAHA
no they dont even do that they say
"-insert ahbeng clucking sound- Waaaah chiobu, how much for one night eh? -laugh laugh with ah beng brothers drinking beer"
Sarahbarah, says:
OMG
YA
HAHAHA
EVEN WORSE
Hello Magdalene! says:
ok imagine what it'd be like in
it'll be alooooot classier
but horny perverts will always be horny perverts
Sarahbarah, says:
"hello there love, how much for a shag?"
Hello Magdalene! says:
HAHA
true.
it doesnt sound as crude!
Sarahbarah, says:
hahahha
until they go
"fucking sluts. they'll do you for even 20 quid!"
Hello Magdalene! says:
haha but THAT you're not supposed to hear!
Haha, that was fun. Skins was good last night, even better was the dream I had after watching Skins ;D Tony Tony Tony Tony Tony Tony Tonyyyyyyy. Sarah's bet that I would change my wallpaper to him in 8 hours was right. HAHA. But it's not my fault Sarah, he's special!! (: Ended up sleeping at 315? An attempt to get my sleeping hours right again. Studied a little, then Mummy came home with Mocha ice cream from Scoopz for me yaaaaaay! It's like, almost midnight now I better sleep earlier. Read Frankenstein and marked out my notes/quotes for like half the book. Then gave up because THE BOOK IS FUCKING BORING. To prove my hate for said book, I broke the spine and folded its pages. DO YOU KNOW, WHAT THAT MEANS?!?!?! My books are usually kept in brand new condition okkkkkk. GRAAAAAHHH I DON'T WANNA STUDY ANYMOREEEEEEE. No school tomorrow please, don't let tomorrow be the start of exams please. ): ): ): ): ): ): ):我要哭. Reality is calling out to me. It says "Mag FACE UP TO ME YOU HAVE TO GET YOUR GPA 3 FOR EXAMS OR MUMMY WILL SKIN YOU ALIVE AND NOT LET YOU GO FOR SINGFEST." Oh yes, I wanna go for Singfest! I'm even willing to pay the 300 bucks for both days, I just need someone to go with, any takers? (:
Saturday, June 21, 2008
No more words to be spoken

Slept at 5am after staying up to watch 2 episodes of Hell's Kitchen. It's reallllly addictive! >:D Woke up at 1, went to fetch Meredith from church, she just returned from camp! Home, ate then finished Genetic engineering hehehehehehehehe. After trying and giving up on Geog haha. Watched more Hell's Kitchen, started on Skins. Omg it's super scandalous! Hahaha but I'm not complaining cuz it's really entertaining, and Brit accents are fucking sexy, and and, Tony is hot HAHA. :D :D :D
Ling came over with Burger King which Mummy told her to buy. Mummy is retarded ok she was on the phone with Ling and asking her to get BK, and she wanted to get a Whopper meal. So I'm like "FAT MUMMY." And she asked Ling to get a Diet Coke, like it makes all the difference HAHA. Ok so she came over, then the Hannah Montana/Miley Cyrus: Best of Both Worlds concert started! And I was depressed that I didn't have the 3-D glasses to watch the concert properly. So I was moping about and asked Mummy to help me get the Starhub bill so I could run out to Cheers to get my 3-D goggles! HAHA. Well, we couldn't find the bill in the end, except for some letter confirming that we subscribed to the Euro channels haha. Me and Ling were whining like "But then I cannot touch her hand!" Went to try our luck at Cheers anyway, while walking there I was trying to flick my hair away from my face glamourously, and Ling thought I slapped myself SO SHE IMITATED ME AND SLAPPED HERSELF HAHA LOSERRRRR. Sang Hannah Montana songs all the way to Cheers to prep us for the concert HAHA.
The people at Cheers were like "You want the goggles? Don't need the bill, we're giving them away." And they gave me this whole stack of 3-D specs HAHA. Brisk walked/Raced back home to watch Hannah Montana in 3-D, ONLY TO FIND OUT THE STUPID SPECS DON'T WORK OK!!! Waste my time and energy running out to get them. The stupid specs gave us a headache instead, one eye see red one eye see blue YOU THINK FUNNY AH. We took Disney's advice and gave the show one more chance by sitting a "comfortable distance from the tv with the lights dimmed down". STILL DIDN'T WORK! Gave up on watching with the specs, and after deciding that Miley Cyrus cannot sing and cannot dance. Pfft! And the Jonas Brothers looked really gay, butchered Year 3000, and didn't sound good live. Siiiigggghhhh. Their album raised hopes! Ling fell asleep holding the 3-D specs to her face after laughing at the sight of Joe Jonas in a pair of skinnies. "His legs look like sausages!"
Ok so that was our big adventure for the night. I should really try sleeping earlier to get my body clock in normal working condition again. Hm. Skins Skins Skins Skins, Saraaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh my wallpaper's staring at me it's very hot ;D Hehehe!
Dice
Listening to The OC soundtrack now. Omgggggg I'm listening to Dice and imagining the scene when Ryan sprints up the stairs to get to Marissa to kiss her at the stroke of midnight to welcome in the New Year omg omg omg I love that sceneeeee. ): It's 2.41 now and I'm not staying up to watch soccer or anything, I just promised myself that I would finish up Mitosis and Meoisis before I watch Hell's Kitchen. Well, I'm left with Meoisis which is looking more and more unappealing by the minute I refuse to touch it ): SarahBarah's cheering me on but... No motivation luuuhhh ):
Anyway, today Chenyin and Soonhao came over to study. I guess studying was quite productive. Until I became depressed because I was doing Geog all over again when I was supposed to have finished that like, last week. And then I was helping Soonhao do his Heymath Probability but but but the score was like 14/25 I wanted to cry. ): SO we all gave up and went to watch the last episode of MVP Qing Ren. Hahaha! Then they went off and I watched iCarly and gave up on my studying. Until now. Very good Mag. ): ): ): ):
Anyway, yesterday's update on the match seems to have been a hit! HAHA. Well actually I don't know, I'm just going to continue doing it anyway cuz I had lots of fun hehe. Next up, Lebanon vs Singapore! IF I can bring myself to watch it. Which is doubtful. Because the match is like... This weekend, no? And there's Meet The Robinsons and the Hannah Montana: Best of Both Worlds Concert, in 3-D! Hehehehehe :D
Friday, June 20, 2008
OK SECOND HALF
AND HE'S CRYING STUPID LOSER.
MY POOR ARNE FRIEDRICH GOT A YELLOW CARD!!!
I BET RONALDO'S FAKING IT OK STUPID ASSHOLE!!!!!!
WALAU FUCK
MY PHILLIP LAHM ALSO GOT A YELLOW CARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DAMMIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AND HE WAS THE ONE WHO FELL!!!!!
Ok then he rolled over and kicked the Portugese player so I guess he deserves it.
BUT WHY THE GERMANS KEEP COLLECTING YELLOW CARDS!!!!
ONE NOT ENOUGH IS IT!
WANT TO COLLECT AND TRADE IS IT!
Sarah tells me to "Chillax."
I think I shall.
Plus, all CAPS is really hard to read hahaha.
Heeqmah is damn funny she told me that Ronaldo can go and die for this match because she doesn't care about Portugal she supports Germany!
The Portugese coach looks like an old pervert HEHE.
But the German coach looks gay, like he's partners with the other guy that's always at the matches who also wears white shirts and black pants. I dunno who he is but he pat(ted?) the coach's butt during Germany vs Austria hahaha.
HAHAHA Omg Ronaldo and Mertesacker both raced for the ball and tried to head it and Ronaldo won but both their heads hit each other like in some cartoon!
Ok Portugal Pepe got yellow card. DAMN HIM OK HE JUMPED AND THEN HIT KLOSE!!!
I bet their aim is to like... Injure all the German players just so they have a chance of winning.
DAMN YOU DAMN YOU DAMN YOU!!!
Ok never mind, star of the match Schwensteiger just came on pitch (:
OMG I SAY HE'S THE STAR OF THE MATCH AND HE REALLY IS OK!!!!!
HE TOOK A FREE KICK, AND BALLACK HEADED IT IN!!!!!!!
OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG!!!!!!!
3-1 IN 61 MINUTES.
HA, HA!!!!!!!!!!!!
I HAVE AN EVIL GRIN ON MY FACE NOW, IT REFLECTS GLEE.
The Portugese goalkeeper looks like such an amateur. That's what I told Sarah, and he really is proving himself to be one!
Ok fine, just so I don't seem completely bias, half an hour more to go, there may be chances that Portugal can score.... EY WALAU SOME STUPID PORTUGESE PLAYER JUST HIT BALLACK LA! I swear their aim is really to injure as many German players as possible ok. Maybe they've resigned to the fact that they're not going to win, so they're trying to make sure the Germans don't make it past semi's or smth. WELL I'VE GOT NEWS FOR YOU, MY GERMAN PLAYERS ARE GOING ALL THE WAY!!!!!! I want to paint my face yellow, red, and black. Uncle who is on the sofa next to me now, FELL ASLEEP AND IS SNORING LOUDLY HE IS SPOILING MY ATMOSPHERE. Ok he's awake. He always falls into deep sleeps, snores, but he'll wake up at the slightest thing!
Ok Gomes left the pitch and gave the captain's band to Ronaldo.
OMG OMG OMG LAHM ALMOST SCORED!!!!!!! HE MADE SUCH A NICE KICK but it missed the goal. Damn.
Ok Tim Borowski's coming in for Hitzlsperger (I'm getting the hang of spelling their names!).
I remember Borowski during the World Cup! Well, I remember his name came up alot, he was always on the main team.
Ok I take back my words, it's already the 76th minute, how is Portugal going to score another 3 goals to beat Germany?!?!?! It is obviously not possible. HOORAY FOR GERMANY!
Lehmann caught another ball again, he's really defending very well!
OMG PODOLSKI KICKED SUCHHHHH A NICE BALL IT ALMOST WENT IN! But just missed the corner of the goal ):
OH I just realised the name of the Portugese goalkeeper is Ricardo. If I wanna make fun of someone I should at least know his name! Tsk, Mag! Ok the Portugese coach(Scolari!) looks like he wants to cry. If I were him, I might want to cry too. It's like, 10 minutes left. Portugal is gonna loseeee hehehehehehehe. Ok Fritz is coming in for Schwensteiger. Whyyyyy. Fritz is not half the man of Schwensteiger hahahahaha. I Heart Schwensteiger now ok! I mean of course I don't forget Lahm, and Friedrich, and Ballack, and Klose, and Podolski... Omg can I add to my 50 things that I want to watch a German match live!!!!
EY SHIT LEHMANN IS LYING ON THE GROUND IN PAIN. FUCK YOU NO. 23 PORTUGESE PLAYER HE TOTALLY KNEE-ED LEHMANN OK!!!!! Poor Jens Lehmann ): OMFG THE SAME FUCKING PLAYER WHO INJURED LEHMANN JUST HEADED IN A GOAL. DAMN YOU DAMN YOU DAMN YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
3-2 in 87 mins.
Aiyaaaaaah cannot make it.... Although if it goes into a tie and there's half an hour extra time, that should be exciting to watch! Though I wouldn't risk it for anything!!!! Ok Klose's leaving, Marcell Jansen's coming in for him. I've never heard of him. OMG FINALLY THE STUPID NO. 23 GETS A YELLOW CARD. HIS NAME IS POSTIGA. WELL, F- YOU POSTIGA!!!!!! He should be sent off. >:(
Ok its now 4 mins of extra time! Everytime I hear Postiga's name I'm going to curse him silently in my head. Or maybe not so silently. 30 secs left HOW TO SCORE!!!! Uncle woke up, he just told me Scolari's going to manage Chelsea. And and, the 2 people in white shirts who I say are gay are the manager and assistant manager. OK END GAME YAY GERMANY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GLORY GLORY GERMANY
Ok hope you enjoyed that up live and personal recount of the Eurocup, I couldn't resist it (: It is now 4.40 am and I better get to sleep.
Pure joy.
GERMANY SCORED!!!
BASTIEN SCHWENSTEIGER SCORED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HIS GOAL WAS F-ING BEAUTIFUL HE HURRY KICK JUST BEFORE THIS GUY PUT HIS FOOT OUT IN FRONT OF HIM SO HE COULDN'T INTERCEPT IT THEN EVERYONE WHO TRIED BLOCKING THE BALL ALL DIDN'T AND IT WENT IN!!!!!!!!
OMG I LOVE YOU BASTIEN SCHWENSTEIGER YOU SO SEXY!!!!!!!!!
1-0 IN LIKE, 22 MINS!!!!!
I THINK, SCHWENSTEIGER IS GERMANY'S LUCKY STAR AGAINST PORTUGAL.
CUZ LAST WORLD CUP AGAINST PORTUGAL HE SCORED 2 GOALS HEHE.
(Then he lifted up his shirt to celebrate and got a yellow card but that's besides the point.)
Some Portugese player just got injured, Ballack crashed into his knee.
OOH SCHWENSTEIGER GOT FREE KICK!!!!
OMG KLOSE HEADED IT IN!!!!
2-0 IN LIKE 26 MINS!!!!
CAN YOU FEEL MY EXCITEMENT!!!!!!
I AM JUMPING OFF THE COUCH IN HAPPINESS!!!!!!
EXCEPT MY TABLET'S ON MY LAP SO I CAN'T BUT IF I COULD i WOULD TOTALLY DO THAT!!!!!!!
(And also cuz I'm alone awake watching so I can't do that without feeling like a loser)
They just showed the German coach lifting up his arms to celebrate the goal and there are wet patches under his armpits hahaha.
OK Uncle just came out of the room and he's watching the match with me.
But he obviously cannot feel my happiness because he thinks Germany will only make it into the semi-finals!
While I have absolute faith in Germany to go allllll the way and win Eurocup ok!
Or at least get into the finals because Netherlands are playing very well.
OK CORNER BY PORTUGAL, LEHMANN IS A DAMN GOOD GOALKEEPER HE JUMPED UP AND CAUGHT THE BALL.
Omg Ballack got hit in the chest by some bald Portugese player and he's lying on the field in pain.
):
FUCK PORTUGAL SCORED!!!!!!!!!!!!
2-1 in 41 mins, goal scored by Nuno Gomes.
(Can you feel my excitement dying down...)
Ronaldo kicked it, Lehmann hit it away then Gomes kicked it, and Metzelder deflected it into the goalllll. ):
This match is proving to be bloody exciting though, luckily Uncle reminded me it was on tonight, I thought it was tomorrow!
I dunno what's happening, I'm providing live updates to SarahBarah and Lingalingaling at the same time.
Though goodness knows why I'm doign that because I msged Ling to tell her that Germany scored AND SHE DIDN'T BELIEVE ME.
OK HALF TIME.
LIVE SOCCER UPDATES!
OK 4.16 mins now. The German coach is on a "1 match touchline ban", meaning he can't have any contact with his team whatsoever for 1 match cuz he did something involving the Austrian coach and some other dude. OH YES DISCLAIMER, my knowledge of soccer is little more than knowing that the aim of the game is to score, and that the offside rule means that you cannot score behind the 2 defenders or something like that, and that if you get 2 yellow cards then a red card you are sent off the pitch. Something like that.
Ok it's now 6 minutes then, score is 0-0. I'm rooting for Germany, Ronaldo now has the ball, ok now some other Portugese players. The Portugese players are ugly. Lahm is the shortest player in the German team, it was damn funny at the start of the match when they were all in a row singing the national anthem right, then the camera was panning down the line, and you see TALL TALL TALL short. And then they showed the supporters and one of the Portugese supporters was holding her banner upside down, so the word PORTUGAL was upside down HAHA.
Oh, Ballack crashed into some Portugese player. Daaaaamn, Ballack already has 1 yellow card he cannot afford any more such tussles! I hope this match ends in a penalty shoot out. I love penalty shoot outs! Especially like the World Cup's Argentina vs Germany match. Ooh my Lahm is playing he's damn good hehe. Podolski looks like he's about to box someone any moment, I hope he doesn't flare up. OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGG Hitzlsperger almost scored, he kicked it into the side of the net!!!! Ok 10 minutes now, I don't think this blogging while watching soccer thing is working out. Portugal almost scored, this guy kicked it across and if there was a Portugese player like, standing in front of the goal it would have been a greeeeaaaaat spot to score. HAHA TOO BAD THEY DIDNT.
OMG JUST AS I WAS ABOUT TO GIVE UP ON THIS, Germany no. 21 kena injured! Ok cheh he's fine. He fell, clutching his face I thought it was a bad injury. He just collided into another player thats all. He's Metzelder I think, he looks like Jesus with the beard and all. WALAU SCHWENSTEIGER (how the hell do you spell his name) ALMOST SCORED HE KICKED A VERY VERY VERY NICE BALL BUT IT HIT THE TOP OF THE GOAL POST, DAMN!!!!!!
Ok dammit if I continue blogging like this for 90 minutes I'm going to end up with a VERY long blog post, which might not be the most interesting. How bout I update with the highlights of the match after the whole match ok? Ok. (Shit I'm talking to myself and imaginary readers I think I'm going mad! :O )
EDIT: OMFG RONALDO ALMOST SCORED THEN ARNE FRIEDRICH (Not Friedrice thank you very much I love him) POPPED OUT OF NOWHERE THEN KICK THE BALL AWAY I'M SO PROUD OF HIM YAAAAY!!!!!!!!! OH LOOKY PORTUGAL ALMOST SCORED AGAIN BUT THE BALL WENT OVER THE GOAL POST OMG THIS MATCH SO EGGCITING!!!!!!!
Look into my eyes
Yesterday, Chenyin, Yijun and Soonhao came over to studyyyy! Met Yijun first then Soonhao and Chenyin came to meet us. They bought food then came over. Had lunch, then started studying. Meredith was hiding from all of them throughout, she made us walk out of the room so that she could run it and get her clothes to shower. Studying was quite productive I guess! I'm really getting the hang of Chem now (: Trigo still eludes me though, damn! Yijun left, then Chenyin and Soonhao stayed for dinner. Me and Meredith stayed up to watch Zoey 101 and Mcfly in The F Word, and I managed to download 10 Things I Hate About You yaaaaay Heath Ledger!
Today, Meredith left for church camp. I woke up to say bye ok! And she had to be in church by 7 DO YOU KNOW HOW EARLY THAT IS. Went back to sleep until like, 12. Woke up to do some Chem, I conquer Mole Concept! (: Then left for tuition. I was whining to Lao Shi that I didn't want to be at home alone, she offered me soup. Came back home to an empty houseeee, then managed to get myself studying History!!!!!! (: Mummy came home to pick me up and we went for dinner, only both of us. Ate crabbbb!!!!!!!!!!!! But it wasn't as shiok as expected la quite sad ): Came home and we watched Miami Ink. Chenyin said she can imagine Mummy going to Miami Ink, trying to be hip and getting a tattoo, while I say "Walau damn ugly la Mummy can you not be retarded." HAHAHA, I mean the likeliness of me saying that is highly possible but not about Mummy getting a tattoo!
Tonight's the Portugal VS Germany match, GERMANY FTW!!! Ling is an idiot she's not coming over to watch it with me, HOW CAN I WATCH SUCH A MATCH ALONE?!?! AT 235 AM IN THE MORNING?!?!??!!! Omg I'm such a loser I want to die.