Here in this diary; I write you visions of my summer

Hi, just an update on my life

THERE'S A FUCKING BIRD IN MY ROOM RIGHT NOW. THANKS.

Omg like wtf it's just perched on my window and refuses to move and i dont think its a crow but it's very scary still. Me and mummy are holed up in her room and Mummy's making noises to try chasing it away but once it moves we scream and run away. THIS IS NOT THE WAY TO LIVE MAN. HELP.