GAY! YOU ARE THE NEW SEX.

OMG GAY! YOU'RE MY BEST FRIEND AND ALL BUT I THINK MY LOVE FOR YOU HAS REACHED A NEW LEVEL. HAHAHA! (:

okay now im the one sounding like a freaky lesbian stalker. :D

today we had alot of time to kill before world cinema started so we camwhored and played daidi and cheat. JayJay is damn good at cheat. I WON IN DAIDI. then we watched the rest of Cinema Paradiso where there was an exposed boob. much to the delight of our several horny male classmates. oh and JayJay has a super cute blue band thing that says "BEAT BULLYING". i havent returned it to him :D

after that, waited for our dear house captain SHAIK since we all ended earlier than him. then all of us- Shaik, JayJay, Melvin(BIRTHDAY BOY!), Louise, Calvin, Edwin, Benedict, and Me took a bus down to bedok interchange. got our lunch and then we went to the cinema. they didnt show Norbit so we watched Ghostrider instead. the tickets were only 5 bucks! haha. (me and louise have an idea to conveniently forget to pay shaik back. but i think she paid already.)

the movie was kind of stupid? EVERYTHING WAS SO UGLYYYYYYY. D: sat next to my dear Louise, so unluckily for her, i was squeezing her toobony hands throughout the entire movie because it was just so, UGH? hahaha. i dont know how to describe it luh! Nicholas Cage has an 8-pack. and he brings a whole new meaning to the term "hot wheels" and "hot stuff". HAHA. its like the human torch? (SARAH!) but at least we only paid 5 bucks for it. the theatre wasnt as gross as everyone made it out to be.

i want to go swimming later. THIS SATURDAY IS A DAMN IMPORTANT DAY. I <3 SARAH AND HER BIGDADDY. (: thanks so much man! :D okay now, at the risk of sounding bimbo, I NEED TO FIGURE OUT WHAT TO WEAR, AND LOSE LIKE 5KG BY SATURDAY. which isnt possible, but i just wanna look hot. :D

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MELVIN. even though i already wished you at 12midnight(i have a life okay, hurhurhur) and your reaction was disappointing. RAWR! i think your ZEN VISION W is damn cool. even though its freaking huge. remember to print my essay. please and thank you. :D

WHY JAYJAY IS LOVE. :D

(: JAYJAY ROCKS MY SMELLY SOCKSSSS. (: (:

oh and edwin's trying to make me change my pm to include him too.

Edwin Playing to the tune of your heart says:

ur nick jayjay love?

Edwin Playing to the tune of your heart says:

what about me?

GOOD BAD, YOU'RE THE GUY. says:

HAHAHA

Edwin Playing to the tune of your heart says:

please

GOOD BAD, YOU'RE THE GUY. says:

today i told you i missed you and you didnt even say anything lah!

Edwin Playing to the tune of your heart says:

haha really?

GOOD BAD, YOU'RE THE GUY. says:

YAH

Edwin Playing to the tune of your heart says:

i didnt cause you were in my heart haha

GOOD BAD, YOU'RE THE GUY. says:

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA OMGGGG

Edwin Playing to the tune of your heart says:

haha thats my pickup line kkk

Edwin Playing to the tune of your heart says:

dont steal haha

EDWIN CRACKS ME UP. :D

WHAT'S HAN YI ZHI.

omg calvin your chinese knowledge is like, NIL.

today's world cinema thing was quite cool? i thought it would be more exciting though. we watched cinema paradiso or smth. the toto guy was so cute. :D omg and when he grew up, so handsome! -swoon

Gay! says The Academy Is is opening for FOB. but i dont even listen to them. hahaha. so i shall go listen now. nothing much happened today since we only had 2 hours of lessons? mummy gave calvin and ryan a lift. ryan was trying to be um normal? so when calvin was like "im irresistable, right ryan!" (in the car, to my mum no less) ryan couldnt say anything. and it was so funny watching him squirm and going "uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh".

oh fuckity fuck fuck. what did i just do.

we do it in the dark...

... with smiles on our faces

OH AND I FORGOT TO MENTION SOME FUNNYSHIT CHENYIN SAID YESTERDAY.

we were bored to death by the first band, so when the dancers came out we were screaming and chenyin was like "OMG THEY'RE BOYS!" and we both burst out laughing and like leaned back and hit our heads. and her super weird shaped head somehow caused me to get a cut at the side of my eye. haha.

im wearing the go green day polo now and just now mummy said "why you want everyone to know you're from tjc. 30 years of touching lives, more like 30 years of touching!" and meredith added "AND LICKING". omgomgomg. and now meredith wants to know the meaning of 69. ahemahem.

me&you, setting in a honeymoon.
if i woke up next to you, if i woke up next to you
i'd want to stay forever.

I'm the F to the E, R the G the I the E

listen up yall, cuz this is it.

:D fergalicious is playing now and my whole body is aching. just got back from the Unick! party. the JC1s were, okay i shant comment. but us TA1s were the life of the party! thats all i shall say. :D


today for pe, we didnt need to run! played captains ball. :D we lost every match and tied for one. hahaha how useless. but it was fun? i saw uncle lee sending weiping to the school. and he still remembers me! how cool right! considering i moved out of simei in pri3.
during bio, we were testing the food for the presence of substances like starch, protein reducing sugars and lipids! the reagent for reducing sugars was called the Benedict's Test. and everytime his name was mentioned(which was quite often while miss lim was demonstrating the test) we would pretend to cry, and then someone would shout ONE MINUTE OF SILENCE! hahaha. but we didnt really do one minute. with our class, is it really possible? HAHA. the test was fun. me and Louise were taking a video of the testing of the roti prata. and we took many pictures of the test so we can use it in our lab reports.

oh oh oh and i learnt during chem that the perfect height for my future boyfriend to be is Louise/Edwin's height. because, i can rest my head on their shoulders perfectly! except they're too bony now lah. but whatever. hahaha. IM SUPPORTING THEIR GET FAT CAMPAIGN. Edwin's supposed to be fattening up so that if anything happens to me, i got his shoulder to cry on. hahaha. and we were poking/feeling JJ's abs the whole day today. woooaaahhh.

we didnt go to Calvin's house in the end. and since LOUISE AND CHENYIN BOTH PANGSEH-ED ME AND DECIDED NOT TO GO HOME WITH ME, i couldnt dump my bag at home. luckily mummy came and i dropped my bag off in her car first. hurhurhur. gossipgossip with Faye and
Soph.

the party was kind of cool i guess! we had 4 large pizzas and only me, JJ, Calvin, Chenyin, Louise and Melvin stayed back. but Becky and Huang Can and Dewei joined us so they ate too. we managed to finish 3 and 1/8 of the pizzas and we gave the rest to 1C who only had 2 pizzas and like more than 10 people. how smart. we dedicated Star Girl to nafisah but they didnt play it! wtf! so upsetting. pfffft. but they played sexyback like 3 times, and they played All About you! (: we were dancing and stuff. the first 3 bands sucked golf balls. then they had a beatboxer called RYAN. *ahemgay!ahem* he was cool for the first minute or so. then it got really boring since you cant really dance or move to beatboxing. pfffft. but the last band which was called 4 and counting or smth like that, ROCKED! they played Letters To You by Finch, then LALA by Ashlee Simpson. and they did that quite well considering the vocals was a guy? next was Dance Dance because FOB is coming! (like i didnt know that already. hahaha cant waittt!) last was another Finch song. Then we had mass dance. they played S club, then Retarded and Dhoom then S club again! hahaha. and S club is the only dance we know anyway. since they didnt play Speedy Gonzales or Scissor Sisters. pffffffft.

They ended with our favourite, FERGALICIOUSSSSSSS. how sad Justina wasnt there. ): but we managed to sing through the whole song! hahaha. omg so fun! but the sound system was kinda screwed up so we didnt get to do the FOUR TRES TWO UNO *shakeeeeee* thing. hurhurhur. after the whole thing ended(we had to clear the hall at 930. wtf?) walked to 711 to get drinks and mummy fetched me and Calvin home. Calvin's house is bloody big lah! and the unit number is 69. HMMMMMMMMM. i bet Ryan cant wait to go over, in bus 69. haha.

Gay! dont care about stupid things. remember that we cant cry over stupid things! and you can always take it out on the voodoo doll! and try and do a ritual with it and accidentally set it on fire or smth. hahaha. :D and remember FOB! its gonna rock. :D

i like the tick...

... but not the tock

chinese was lousypokershit. we had ting xie and i handed up a blank sheet of paper. and then miss minnie called me and edwin up to tell us to stop looking around during ting xie. whatever. as if i cant find another less obvious way to cheat? hahaha. louise's handwriting is too small for me to copy anyway! hurrhurrhurr. :D

ryan was being his usual funnyshitass self. he told us this joke. okay no he was telling himself the joke.

Two muffins are in the oven. One muffin says "Its hot in here." The other muffin replies, "Omg a talking muffin!"

HAHAHA. i heart ryan. today when we were in KFC, he and edwin were practising sex noises . because of tata young's el ninyo! which apparently has this like heavy panting part after the "faster faster". omg. today we had our very first music lesson. the teacher was 19 years old, and TERRY'S BROTHER'S FRIEND, and ASHLEYBANANA'S FAMILY FRIEND. omg! so freaky so freaky! hahaha. he was cool though. he's not our permenant teacher. oh and at the end of the lesson, he was like "your real teacher is not as nice as me". and our actual music teacher is miss loo! and when we told him that she's our civics tutor, he's like "yeah, she's not very nice right. don't tell her i said that". SO FUNNY. and we had this quiz thing and we had to write what do we think music is.

i wrote "Music is life. Without music, life would be silent. *diam-ness in the air* "

HAHAHA. and louise wrote "I am music."

edwin's was "I (heart) music. Music (heart) I". i wrote it for him. :DD

and i concluded with "BE NICE TO SOUNDAHOLICS. I like the tick, but not the tock."

youknowyouknow the the advertisement! the one where the guy's like talking to the psychiatrist and he says "The problem is the clock. I like the tick but not the tock." so i told calvin and he's like "so what, they go tick *covers ears* tick *covers ears*". HAHAHA SO FUNNY. we kept doing that action. and edwin's a MAGDAHOLIC. how cool right. :D :D
I'm so glad humans is finally done! even though our presentation was like less than 5 mins! at least its OVER. LA too! omg yay! today we welcomed Mr Ho back for maths a! IT WAS TORTUROUS WITH THE PREGNANT WOMAN. omg im so happy! im going to get maths again! with the pregnant woman i felt like an idiot. HAH! BUT I AM NOT AN IDIOT. she is just a lousy teacher. hurhurhur.

today we swore like some shit. instead of the Laughing is contagious, hahahaha thing, they changed it to Swearing is contagious, fuckfuckfuckfuckfuck. HAIYO TSKTSKTSK. and i accidentally whacked my arm into the doorknob and swore really loudly outside the TRC. :D i think it like, releases pent up anger. there's some sort of uhhhhh satisfaction in swearing as loudly as you want. you know like, no restrictions. its quite fun. HAHA.

picture of the day:

its supposed to be WTF. with chenyin and ryan being the W, justina the T and louise the F. im sitting there. for nothing. hahaha. (:

okay me and louise have too much bad karma cuz we keep bitching. Gay! i need to do a ritual as well. hahaha. and i shall go plan my essay now. i still dont know what i should do to utterson.

I like to call my doilies Dolly. Dolly has friends called Polly who likes Lollies and Molly who is very jolly. In a moment of folly, they died under a piece of holly. Oh golly.

sugar dissolves in water...

... so i dont want you to get caught in the rain cuz you're so sweet.

HAHA. okay ryan is some gayshitass. but he's so funny. (: today was our last lesson with mr lauuu. )))): BUT! mr ho is back! yayyyy! bye to the pregnantteacher! omg im rejoicing. i would jump around and scream if i wouldnt look like a freak doing it. hahahaha.

stayed back after school today to do projects. i guessed we accomplished something. jonathan and edwin doing humans and i think we're pretty much finished, then la we're half done? aiyah whatevs. louise says she'll do it. and im so sorry because she ends up doing everything and i owe her alotalot. AND THEREFORE, I SHALL SUPPORT HER GETFATCAMPAIGN WHOLEHEARTEDLY BY GETTING HER MORE FOOD. haha.

calvin was being a retard and talking to GAY! online using MY name during chem. hurr hurr. and we told vivian that we were edwin and that he finds her hot. so funny.
vivian: edwin this type will be shy meh?

okay so we stayed back and took stupid photos. WE LEARNT THAT CHINKAI HAS ALOT ALOT OF SCANDALS. OMYGOOSENESSS. apparently he talks to all the girls. tsktsktsk. we shall catch him in action, thanks to anna! hahaha.

pictures of today again, on chenyin's blog! louise has a new catchphrase. mine is LAUYAPOKAI. :D i cant wait for 2007squared! gay, lets start planning now, okay? OKAY! (:




my new orange laces and calvin's black with stars laces.
ryan is funny shit.
HAHAHAHA. OMG CHENYIN LOOKS LIKE A FREAK.

thats what the tablet said.

CNY THIRD DAY

went to laoshi's house in the morning. we were supposed to reach her house at 1030 but we reached at 11 plus. heh heh. after bainian-ing. went down to simei with Jolene to meet Louise and Chenyin! took the train down to harbourfront where Ryan, Calvin, JJ, Melvin and Denise were waiting for us. :DD chenyin was jumping up and down like a retard so they noticed her first even though she's the shortest. we're supposed to be 16, yo! hahaha. all the tickets for the movies were sold out. ): so we cabbed down to cine, and the tickets were sold out as well! so we took neos, and they all came over. had dinner and ate alot alot. hahaha. chenyin put calvin's necklace on me and i accidentally broke the finger on it while trying to remove the ring. heh heh. pictures all on chenyin's blog!


in the neoprint booth
on the slide at vivo. we were supposed to be acting like 16yearolds. -.-
the broken claw.
bedok simpang bus stop where i so patiently waited with calvin and melvin for bus 10. haha.:D

me and nigel! (:
meredith's shades on calvin
edwin
JJ's hair

renee my close to 2 year old cousin.
daddy and me!
me and andrea
me and meredith
kaiser renee and meredith

ahma and me
ryan the emo ahbeng
zhihong