It started with a lollipop stick

Today was quite a slack daaaay! Cool (: Maths in the morning, and I may or may not have understood it. OHWELL. PE was nothing much, just choosing a game to play as a class. Our class didn't choose anything. Me, Chenyin and Louise went to run with Edwin for his last round of 2.4. Feel the love manxzxz he had 3 girls running with him COOL NOT. :D Chinese presentation, ours was superduper short compared to the other groups but I think we did well considering it was all last minute. At least people actually LISTENED to us, and we didn't sound monotonous or anything. (:

Lunch then Humanities, I had to type the notes for both Calvin and Yijun. Yijun's foolscap SUPPOSEDLY for notes said "GOMAG GOMAG". Chem remedial which helped! (: Went to Parkway after that with Louise, Chenyin, Charis, Edwin, Ben to meet Calvin and Yijun to get the GAYSHIT'S present. Home, bathed then rushed for tuition. (I'm sorry Chenyin for not remembering your token of love HAHA) After tuition rushed to church. Yes Mag actually went to church, and on a Tuesday. Went for mass later then Mummy so met Matthew at the entrance. It was a short mass, AND I DIDN'T FEEL LIKE SLEEPING THANKS TO THE HIGHLY ENTERTAINING COMPANY. Hahaha! Sunday should be cool, Mummy says the 1230 mass is Youth mass. CALVIN ALL THE BETTER FOR YOU (:

Went to Haagen Daz, had the Fondue which was a disappointment cuz it cost like 46bucks and wasn't a huge portion and wasn't satisfying ):

Polaroidssssss, Hello (:



Fondue that turned out a disappointment. ):

Love is in the airrrrr :D

Spasm!

Experimenting during Chem yesterday! JAYJAY'S HAIR LOOKS THE SAME COLOUR GREEN.

He's high.

BOOYA, MAG CONQUERED THE EVILLLLL EDITORIAL OVERVIEW. She is too cool. And she did that WITHOUT the particular essay. :D Finishing at 130, she slept at 3 because she couldn't sleep at read Harry Potter WTF MAG. HAHAHA.

Woke up at 7, reached school late. Mathsssssssss sucked. As usual, ZHIHONG IS PROBABLY THE LOUSIEST PERSON TO ASK FOR HELP IN MATHS EVER. Suckerrrrrrrrr. Humanities, and we were all pissed off because there was an extension for the project WHEN WE ALL STAYED UP TO DO IT. Blooooody heeeellllll. Break then LangArts. Our presentation was not bad! But people who ask stupid questions with a know-it-all face shall DIEEEEEEEEE. Chinese, I have to emphasize yet again that MY CHINESE ORAL IS NOT BAD. STOP CLAPPING EVERYTIME I READ THE PASSAGE WALAU D:

Lunch opposite, then Chem which was doing experiments. Zhihong confused everything PFFT. After sleeping at 3, was way too sleepy to go for training so walked to the 10 bus stop with Calvin. Who was coming up with different ways to kill people that may be used in Saw. YEAH THANKS ALOT FOR THE GRAPHIC DESCRIPTIONS. "Imagine the person's in a giant hamburger, then he has to eat his way out -CHOMPCHOMP. Then his stomach grows bigger and bigger, then EXPLODE! -Jumps" And, we were walking through the revolving gate thingy right, and I wanted to climb, and instead of pushing the gate forward, he tried to squash me, and thought of "OMG SO COOL! Then there can be the spine, and it will rotate, and slice through the guy who's tied up there, then EXPLODE! -Jumps" Um yeah, HAHA SOURCE OF ENTERTAINMENT (: Thanks for taping my wrists up also ah, then taking my wallet away to rob me. MHMM. Sometimes he acts like a 5 year old kid laaaah! :D (Oliver, :D :D :D) Home, slept for 3 hours, omg heaven.

Chenyin, stop cheating on you-know-who with cute sweaty tennis boys. HAHA.
Louise, GET PULLUPS OVER AND DONE WITH, THINK POSITIVE.

Okay cool. BONKERS.

OKAY MAG IS CALMED DOWN. Hahaha! 3 nights consecutive of lateeee nights, has taken its toll on me. I've officially gone mad.
Hello Magdalene! says: Hello Magdalene! says: Hello Magdalene! says: Hello Magdalene! says: Hello Magdalene! says: Hello Magdalene! says: Hello Magdalene! says: Hello Magdalene! says:
Hello Magdalene! says: Hello Magdalene! says: Hello Magdalene! says: Hello Magdalene! says:
(By the way, I typed all that out, without copying and pasting.)


Hello Magdalene!:
WHO STOLE THE COOKIE FROM THE COOKIE JAR
calvin:
who me?
Hello Magdalene!:
YES YOU
calvin:
couldnt be!
Hello Magdalene!:
THEN WHO
calvin:
MAG stole the cookies from the cookie jar
Hello Magdalene!:
HAHAHA
WHO ME?
calvin:
yes you
Hello Magdalene!:
couldnt be!-shakes head
calvin:
THEN WHO
eeyer two people not fun lah
Hello Magdalene!:
HAHAHA CALVIN STOLE THE COOKIES FROM THE COOKIE JAR
calvin:
ok it was me
Hello Magdalene!:
WE'LL MAKE IT FUN OKAY
Hello Magdalene!:
HAHAHA CALVIN WHY YOU SPOIL IT FOR MEEE NOW CANNOT CONTINUE
calvin:
lol yep
Hello Magdalene!:
PFFFT

Okay this, I copy and pasted. Sheeesh. See what happens when I drink tea at night to wake me up but it doesn't work and my eyes hurt like shit and all I want to do is sleep, but I can't because I still haven't done the editorial overview and I don't want to give up on it even though I have no way to do it unless I write another 1000 word article to back up my editorial overview. I don't think I'm making sense anymore, someone save me. (Chenyin to the rescue?)

I'll stab you, yeah I'll stab you

FUCK YOU OMG. HUMANS IS UNDONE, BECAUSE I'M STILL MISSING A CERTAIN SOMEONE'S WORK. WITHOUT WHICH, I CAN'T DO A SHIT, NAMELY THE EDITORIAL OVERVIEW. WE HAVEN'T PUT IT TOGETHER. LANG ARTS, UM I CAN ONLY HOPE IT'S DONE. MY GODDDD. MAG YOU ARE THE WORST LEADER EVERRRRR.

Walked around Ikea today, home. I SO WANNA GIVE UP ON HUMANS, BUT I SHALL GIVE ANOTHER STAB AT IT. EITHER THAT, OR THAT SAME CERTAIN SOMEONE'S NECK TOMORROW. THROUGH THE JUGULAR VEIN. HE WILL DIE, YEAH HE WILL DIE.

I wanna hold your hand

Woke up bright and early today at, 12. HAHA. I slept at 3 okay! Went for ballet, SHERILYNTANKIMNEO FINALLY CAME BACK FOR LESSONS TODAAAAAY. Even though she came super late and might as well not have come. Hahaha, not the point. Okay, after that went to Bedok Interchange in search for foood. (: PASAR MALAMS ROCK. I wanted to try the Ramly burger but saw some kebabs thing next to the stall and ate that instead. STUPID THING COST ME 4 BUCKS, AND TASTES LIKE A BANDITO POCKET. Pfffft. Never mind, another daaaay! The Simpang kebabs are (Y). Homeeeeeeeee. TeeHee(omg so Chenyin.), MAG CAMWHORED YESTERDAY.


Hello Mini Cookie Monster with loopy eyes! :D
IM GONNA EAT YOU FOR FINISHING THE COOOOKIEEEESSSS.
Okay sorry baby. HAHA.
Meaaaaaaaaatttttt. Smells damn bloody good okay!
And the yummy pita bread, I LIKE (:

I am in no mood.

Roses by the stairs says:
CHENYIN TO THE RESCUE!
Hello Magdalene! says:
WHAAT? HAHAHA
Roses by the stairs says:
rescue emo mag :D


Hahaha thankyou dearie (: No sweet talk! HAHA.

Limeng you powerpack! (:

Dippy-happy-scared-as-hell in love

Mag has a flu and she wants to sleep.

TO DO:
Humans project(FINISH THE ARTICLE MAG. FINISH ITTTT.)
Lang Arts presentation (CONTACT SHUFEN. DO RESEARCH OR SLAP YOURSELF.)

What do you call it when you want something so bad that you lie to yourself until you even somehow make yourself believe that it's true? And that everything's different under the surface, everything is how you want it to be. I wish I had that power to even just make myself believe, it'd make things alot easier to stomach.

Calvin's Day (is over now).

What a nice shot, UNTIL LIMENG'S FACE.
Cut off! :D
Flourrrrr himmmm!

Happy Birthday Calvin!

That's dry ice in the bowl btw.

Balloooons! They don't look like much, BUT WHEN FILLING THEM UP AND BEING THE ONLY ONE ABLE TO TIE THE BALLOON INTO A KNOT, yeah its alot.

Pink boxersss!
LOOK AT CHENYIN'S FACE.
We drew on his sliding doooor!

Yijun is headless, what a cool picture!
HAHAHAHAHAHA.
Hope you had fun Best (:

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BEST!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY CALVIN, HOPE YOU ENJOYED TODAY AND HAVE FUN READING YOUR PRESENT :D Onions will make you cry if everything else doesn't!

Okay so today I woke up at like, 7 for no reason even after sleeping at 2plus finishing up Calvin's present, MMHMM. Stayed in bed till likeeee, 9plus? Bathed and stuff and Yijun couldn't meet me in the end, so thank goodness for Limeng who came over to carry the helium tank all the way to Calvin's house where he dumped it then went to meet Chenyin, Justina and Ryan. Watched See No Evil at Calvin's, freaking scary and gory okay walau, I screamed countless times during the movie, EVEN CALVIN HID UNDER THE BLANKET OKAY. Yijun came, so we started filling up the balloons and stuff. THANKS YIJUN FOR COMING UP WITH THE IDEA. EMPHASIS ON THE COMING UP(but not actually doing anything) Then DarrenDawn came. Then RyanShannon, then Chenyin, Ryan, Justina, Limeng. Then Joleneney, Lynn, Charis, Ashley, then Manaswi, Melissa. Started eating THEN the guys- Edwin(who came with cornflour), Ben, Melvin. Then the Victorians- Jeremy, Delon and Fared came. Played the finger game and confused Calvin. HAHA DAMN COOL. Distracted him while Shannon poured the cornflour all over him, then distracted him again so Jo could put ice down his shirt HEH HEH. Cut the Haagen Daz ice cream cake, yum (: Then went upstairs to surprise him, Delon put on Mr Skary to scare him. HAHAHA DAMN SCARY BECAUSE THE ROOM WAS PITCH BLACK. Calvin had to get down all the balloons individually and read the notes inside, everyone sucked the helium and got weird voices for the rest of the night. Opened presents, then sat around for awhile just talking until Uncle came to pick me up and gave Jeremy a ride home. Pictures up later (:

Make you stutter when you speak

Happy National Day Eve! HAHA. Got to school late even after leaving the house 20 mins earlier than usual because we had to send Meredith to Tampines. Camwhored and painted nails during the performances in the hall. HAHA. They had a cake and called up everyone who's birthdays were in August. CALVIN'S NAME WAS CALLED UP BUT HE DIDN'T WANT TO GO. Some random person hit him on the head and asked him to go. Hm. Went out for Katong Laksa with Calvin, Louise, Chenyin, Ryan, Yijun, Darren and Dawn. Then me, Calvin, Yijun, Darren and Dawn went to Cine where we took neoprintss. HAHAHAHAHA. Joleneney came and she and Yijun went to catch a movie. We went to have dessert then split up as well because Dawn was going to meet her DHS friends and Darren was following. Went to Borders where we were both broke so Calvin had to withdraw money and we shared for Eclipse. (: I WANT SCHOOL'S OUT FOREVER. I MUST GET ITTTTT. Unfortunately, after getting the book we were both broke. Went to Century Square to meet Weyjian where he gave us our presents! OMG DAMN COOL. Thankyou Weyjian for the stickersss! MAG IS GREAT, YES SHE IS :D Went to get film for the polaroids, 21bucks and we had no more money at all. Saw SarahBarah at Century Square! Chenyin jumped in front of us at the interchange. I thought she was a psycho. Bus-ed home.


CALVIN HAS A COOL SHIRT :D


Neoprintssss.! HAHA. Weyjian's birthday present to meee DAMN COOL.

That's my gobstopper earring, STOP TRYING TO EAT IT.
Um, Chenyin is very patriotic?